Extracts from the leaked Sir Philip Wonder-Muffin's Diary are about to be posted here. So we at Microwave Fiction gave some notable UK political commentators the chance to have a sneak preview of Sir Philip's forthright views. Here's what they had to say:
Sir Philip throws acid in the face of the Con-dom pact.
Peter Wankinson (Overheard in the toilets, House of Commons)
You fink I'm bothered, you toerag. Just cos some Tory throws a hissy fit, you think we all gotta get interested.
Alabaster Crampon (Scum TV)
This could go nuclear. Powerful stuff that threatens to blow the coalition apart. Er... sorry, I didn't say that. Please don't tell anyone, please, please, please...
Vance Cable (MPs surgery to a local constituent posing as a reporter)
Fantasies from a reactionary moron.
Tracy (Socialist Worker seller, Croydon High Street)
Who is Sir What's-his-name?
David Chameleon (Interview on Panamanian, BBC TV)
Couldn't be bothered to read it.
Anon on YouTory.com
Err... O-F@@k... err... err... None of it is true.
David Camaroon (Interview on Parsimonious, BBC TV)
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Thursday, 6 January 2011
Wednesday, 5 January 2011
Coming Soon: Sir Philip Wonder-Muffin's Diary
Coming soon to a blog near you, the one and only, Sir Philip Wonder-Muffin.
The world is awash with leaks. In recent times there has been the scandal of British MPs expenses where details, intended to be hidden, were leaked. Then there is the whole Wikileaks saga. And now for your delectation, here at Microwave Fiction, we have Sir Philip Wonder-Muffin's diary.
Some disreputable types have hacked into the computer in Sir Philip's central London office, the one where he keeps his diary. In this diary Sir Philip notes all the ongoing affairs of the current Conservative government. So you get the low down on all the inner working of the coalition, including all the malicious rumours, gossip and back biting – there's plenty of that. All straight from the keyboard of the most acid and vindictive civil servant of them all. Fortunately for us Sir Philip is not technically very savvy and so he is unlikely to guess that his computer has been hacked. Material from the diary is scheduled for publication starting later in January 2011.
The world is awash with leaks. In recent times there has been the scandal of British MPs expenses where details, intended to be hidden, were leaked. Then there is the whole Wikileaks saga. And now for your delectation, here at Microwave Fiction, we have Sir Philip Wonder-Muffin's diary.
Some disreputable types have hacked into the computer in Sir Philip's central London office, the one where he keeps his diary. In this diary Sir Philip notes all the ongoing affairs of the current Conservative government. So you get the low down on all the inner working of the coalition, including all the malicious rumours, gossip and back biting – there's plenty of that. All straight from the keyboard of the most acid and vindictive civil servant of them all. Fortunately for us Sir Philip is not technically very savvy and so he is unlikely to guess that his computer has been hacked. Material from the diary is scheduled for publication starting later in January 2011.
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